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2005-07-16 12:20:00

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All Your Spoilers Are Belong To Us!!!

Since we're already busy wanking about teh huge HP spoiler (see below to be spoiled) I figured we might as well do a seperate threat where people can post their funny photoshop products!

EDIT: Just because there seems to be some confusion about it. The "page 606" stems from that one page of the US edition that leaked into the internet one day before the release where it says the infamous line "Snape killed Dumbledore". That was pretty much all we knew at that point. Then the moment the book was released

blackroses8900 posted (see here) "Got the Half Blood Prince, checked page 606. Completely true." This is how it started. By now we all know it's not page 606 where it actually happened but it has sorta established itself and a couple of jokes simply are a lot better with 606 *g*.

This is what we have so far, in order of appearance:

hildeaux

dogberrysplay

silversolitaire

oralaki

dogberrysplay

jereeza

dogberrysplay

silversolitaire

bastardman

boomstick

workroom

And somewhere on page 607...

eust0chium

ask_forthesea

SNAPE IS THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE AND HE HERMOINE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WITH AVADA KEDAVRA!

aileron

blackroses8900

whitehaiku

hilery

dogberrysplay

pointfivenine

russophile

pointfivenine

bastardman

hilery

</Dumbledore>

stars_fell

dogberrysplay

stars_fell

firedfromlife

exsanguinatrix

silversolitaire, idea by

dawnshadow

quidditchmaster

webbapettigrew

exsanguinatrix (partly reposted)

Exsang

mbmargarita

(myhedispastede on!Snape courtesy Pojo.com)

tophets_tool

rochefort

Found by

amasaglajax

bitter_crimson

neukoln

saucybricklepie

joisbishmyoga

jood

_nobuyuki

chunkytomatoes

sabershadowkat

militarypenguin

artemisukkat

militarypenguin

fireatwill &

ohmygodmuffin

quidditchmaster

Real news item, posted by

silversolitaire

The disease is spreading!

enmac

rommely

~~dumbledore~~

Click the links, it's cool! XD

cloud12actress

freakymartian

nee_chee_kitty

Found by

cara_leonara

http://hankspotter.ytmnd.com/

kokibi

curmudgeony

Buy this on TshirtHell.com! XD

patchx

Stephanie Jackson at www.torynfarr.com

mie_kun

abastra

dduane

roan_inish

Come on people! Post more! XD;

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oralaki

July 16 2005, 10:25:28 UTC 6 years ago

HARRY POTTER FANS: STFU, NO ONE CARES.

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 10:26:54 UTC 6 years ago

Hey this is not about being a Harry Potter fan. This is pretty damn funny IMO, especially the way people get riled up about it. So thanks for proving my point XD;.

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heshootcocacola

July 16 2005, 10:33:29 UTC 6 years ago

SPOILER: Zabini gets lines.

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 10:38:42 UTC 6 years ago

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rips book apart and throws it away*

(finally the big mystery is solved! Male or female? XD)

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heshootcocacola

July 16 2005, 10:41:06 UTC 6 years ago

Re: ROTFL!!!

He'll still find a way to milk the cash cow. Perhaps with a "son of Harry Potter" series?

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6 years ago

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sofvckinghot

July 16 2005, 10:40:28 UTC 6 years ago

ROTFL!!!

re: that last one, from SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD. :)

I don't know Dumbledore from Rumplestiltskin...

I think the whole thing is pants. I'll be glad when whatsherface finishes the series so I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT AGAIN.

oralaki

July 16 2005, 10:44:18 UTC 6 years ago

SHODDY WORKSMANSHIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MSPAINT

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 11:04:33 UTC 6 years ago

Re: SHODDY WORKSMANSHIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MSPAINT

ROFL! That one's funny too XD;;;

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order_of_chaos

July 16 2005, 11:07:14 UTC 6 years ago

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE, RITA SKEETER REPORTS.
LUCIUS MALFOY MOURNS HIS LOST LOVE.

heshootcocacola

July 16 2005, 11:11:27 UTC 6 years ago

Harry breaks his nose, lol.

dogberrysplay

July 16 2005, 11:25:19 UTC 6 years ago

triestine

July 16 2005, 12:03:09 UTC 6 years ago

Awesome!

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monkey_toast

July 16 2005, 11:34:21 UTC 6 years ago

ROFL AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

stars_fell

July 16 2005, 11:45:12 UTC 6 years ago

I freely admit to being a huge Potter fan, and that (even after being happily spoiled here in an earlier thread) the book left me feeling sick inside. (Not because it sucked.)

So let me tell you that coming here and seeing the hilarity gave me some much-needed belly laughter. Damn, I love this community. :D

(is it just me, or is the "Snape Kills Dumbledore..." sort of becoming like "All your base"? Popping up everywhere? Wheee....)

scottscidmore

July 16 2005, 15:23:07 UTC 6 years ago

Wait until people start commenting on the page number; 666 being famous and 616 being the original Number of the Beast.

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dogberrysplay

July 16 2005, 11:47:40 UTC 6 years ago

scottrossi

July 16 2005, 11:56:04 UTC 6 years ago

hahaha best one yet! LOL!

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triestine

July 16 2005, 11:55:08 UTC 6 years ago

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July 16 2005, 12:00:27 UTC 6 years ago

bwaahaaahaaa

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July 16 2005, 12:13:53 UTC 6 years ago

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 12:40:32 UTC 6 years ago

dogberrysplay

July 16 2005, 12:41:22 UTC 6 years ago

Nice.

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bastardman

July 16 2005, 12:47:56 UTC 6 years ago

Sorry, but it had to be done:

bastardman

July 16 2005, 12:48:43 UTC 6 years ago

Also, A++ thread.

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bastardman

July 16 2005, 13:37:43 UTC 6 years ago

And

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July 16 2005, 14:02:12 UTC 6 years ago

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nice :)

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wyatt1048

July 16 2005, 14:32:51 UTC 6 years ago

PS. That 'Snape killed ... Dumbledore' is not on page 606, it's on page 566. I don't know how everybody's got that one wrong...

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 14:36:26 UTC 6 years ago

It's because of that page that started floating around the net yesterday. That page was 606 und it had the line "Snape killed Dumbledore" underlined. That's basically all we know so far and that's what we're working with *g*.

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July 16 2005, 14:50:32 UTC 6 years ago

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 14:53:10 UTC 6 years ago

Hahahaha yes we've been missing one like that XD.

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July 16 2005, 15:35:49 UTC 6 years ago

Re: and somewhere on page 607...

eust0chium

July 16 2005, 15:40:06 UTC 6 years ago

Snape is un-American

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 15:41:41 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Snape is un-American

ROFL

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6 years ago

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ex_samimnot908

July 16 2005, 15:41:15 UTC 6 years ago

This is especially amusing to me because I have no idea who Dumbledore is, and only know Snape from the dancing icons.

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 15:43:23 UTC 6 years ago

I could explain to you but I doubt you care. *g*

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ask_forthesea

July 16 2005, 16:32:35 UTC 6 years ago

SNAPE IS THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE AND HE HERMOINE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WITH AVADA KEDAVRA!

forunlawfulck

July 16 2005, 16:35:59 UTC 6 years ago

silversolitaire

July 16 2005, 18:00:34 UTC 6 years ago

If you don't mind I'm not adding this one to the collection because it's a little off-topic and only a repetition of the second entry. But still thanks for participating *g*.

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aileron

July 16 2005, 16:43:52 UTC 6 years ago

obvious

bastardman

July 16 2005, 16:49:56 UTC 6 years ago

Re: obvious

I got my foot in the door with JFK, so I'm not pointing fingers here.

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6 years ago

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ladyblackdragon

July 16 2005, 17:36:06 UTC 6 years ago

ROFL!!

I love the Potter novels but spoilers don't bother me, and these are just too excellent for words!

Too funny!

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